Everyone
knows that for decades Washington has been installing secret
nuclear facilities in Iran.
Every
time our nuclear physicists discover one of these secret
installations the Americans say "Ha ha, you found it
- here this is a gift from Uncle Sam"
Then
the wicked infidels go and report us to the
IAEA for having secret
nuclear installations.
And
then the Americans
and their infidel friends
place sanctions on Iran for having secret American nuclear
installations .