THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF FAT PEOPLE
[AKA: The Bolterians]

http://american-association-of-fat-people.info

Entrance Examination:

While standing in a regulation size shower stall if you
are unable to touch all the cervices of your body
with the tip of your longest finger: congratulations,
you qualify for membership in the AAFP.

Note:
If you are already too fat to get into a regulation size shower compartment you may want to find the nearest
chapter of OBESITY-ANONYMOUS