Officer, Why are you arresting this person?
"Suspected Al-Queda terrorist we got a tip-off from Pakistan."
Has he got explosives on him?
"Worse."
What could be worse is he radioactive or does he have a vile of Ebola?
All right suppose you tell me because I'm the one who has to face the press once we get to the station.
"He's got on a vest with two million baby bedbugs inside."
