PARTYPOOPERS

"Who are the fat guys with assault rifles?"

D-e-p-r-o-g-r-a-m-m-e-r-s.

"They come to show us how to reload?"

No, they say they are here to confiscate
all our GM Tea.

"Is there a problem with GM Tea?"

They say it turns most of the people
who drink it into violent ninja rustics.